This New Fragrance For Introverts Is Fake But Still Feels All Too Real

"Introvert" smells "as good as canceling plans feels."

Hanging in tonight with your dog and 10 episodes of a true crime show instead of going to that party? Maybe it’s time for a fragrance that matches your withdrawn lifestyle.

Funny Or Die introduces its new scent, Introvert. It’s like a butterfly that never leaves the comforting walls of the cocoon. Or a classroom with no participation — “Put your hand down,” someone whispers. “Forever.”

Shhh, another episode of “Forensic Files” is starting.