"I love dry cereal it feels like im eating dog food for girls"
"That lovable scamp was put through a nightmare of a trial," declared Cecily Strong's Jeanine Pirro.
"do u think service dogs think other dogs are losers with no job or do u think they’re jealous of dogs with no job"
"Love when cats are chatty. like hell yeah mew mew dude what else you got to say."
America "definitely has a split personality," Meyers said, but he's devised a way to dodge one of them.
"Name an actor with a broader range than those five dogs who played Wishbone. I’ll wait."
Who needs popularity when you can rig voting laws?
Some were wigging out over a Medium article that used the questionable term for people born between 1980 and 1985.
He was a "super fan" of "Saturday Night Live," even as a "little kid," Key told the audience.
McKinnon's Cheney is perplexed by her lack of support. "I am everything a conservative woman is supposed to be: blond, mean," she explained.
"a vaccine but instead of fighting off disease it attracts dogs"
"if u have a cat tell them i said pspspsps"
"Dad" poses for prom photos with his daughter and her date with a shotgun. "People are doing it. It's a thing, like 'Bang!'" explains Bennett in explosive sketch.
"i wanted to do my pole routine so bad this what i get," he tweeted afterward.
Chris Rock, the host for the season premiere, recalled in a cameo that Donald Trump vowed COVID-19 would disappear and then got it the week the comedian was on the show.
“I’m sick of them,” Jeannette Reyes of “Good Day DC” says in her viral video. “So, let’s have a little fun.”
"Dealing with the end of civilization by sitting on my couch endlessly exchanging loving slow-blinks with my cat."