Comedy

"Never trust anyone who doesn’t think their dog is the best dog."
"i love when my cat purrs for no reason. she’s just happy to be here."
"cat owners be like yea i like it when they do nothing"
"sometimes my cat is a little guy but other times he’s a little man"
"'we don’t deserve dogs' i do. i have a really good personality"
Musk goaded his foes ahead of his "SNL" hosting gig.
Chloe Fineman's Britney Spears grills "social pariahs of the week" in another episode of her fictional talk show "Oops, You Did It Again."