"I love dry cereal it feels like im eating dog food for girls"
America "definitely has a split personality," Meyers said, but he's devised a way to dodge one of them.
"Name an actor with a broader range than those five dogs who played Wishbone. I’ll wait."
He was a "super fan" of "Saturday Night Live," even as a "little kid," Key told the audience.
The "patron saint of Purell" explains it all.
McKinnon's Cheney is perplexed by her lack of support. "I am everything a conservative woman is supposed to be: blond, mean," she explained.
"a vaccine but instead of fighting off disease it attracts dogs"
"Dad" poses for prom photos with his daughter and her date with a shotgun. "People are doing it. It's a thing, like 'Bang!'" explains Bennett in explosive sketch.
"i wanted to do my pole routine so bad this what i get," he tweeted afterward.
Chris Rock, the host for the season premiere, recalled in a cameo that Donald Trump vowed COVID-19 would disappear and then got it the week the comedian was on the show.
“I’m sick of them,” Jeannette Reyes of “Good Day DC” says in her viral video. “So, let’s have a little fun.”
"Dealing with the end of civilization by sitting on my couch endlessly exchanging loving slow-blinks with my cat."
"I can tell when my dog is about to s**t. Superpowers are real and I’m the newest Avenger."
"RT if you look at pictures of your dog while sitting next to your dog."
“Being a cat owner means that your first words on most days are ‘what the f**k are you doing.'"
“My dad’s two dogs expelled from dog daycare due to forming a ‘dog gang.’”
"Do you think my dog remembers the guy I was dating for the first few years I had him and if so, do you think my dog thinks I killed him?"
"My cat is better than any baby I’ve ever seen."
"If I don’t tell my cat he is handsome every time I see him then he might forget"
"I love my little cat i wish he could wear sweatpants or drive a car but it’s okay that he can’t. Like it’s fine"